PartyLines- photographs by Patrick McMullan

Do you take your dog with you everywhere? “She came to my parents’ in Florida and shit all over my father. But he has Alzheimer’s disease so he forgot! He forgot I’m gay, too.” —Robert Verdi

—Frances Heyward

Will your dog have a role on The Hills? “Oh yeah. She’s just stealing the screen.” —Lauren Conrad

—Jodie and Diane Fanelli

Did you have any trouble with your human or dog models tonight? “There’s no cats here. We don’t need any catfights.” —Wendy Diamond

—Hillary Cruz

—Ramona Singer

Does your dog mind being dressed up? “When he first put this on, he looked at me like, ‘You’re not serious, are you?’ But he’s resigned.” —Richard Belzer

—Lauren Glassberg

Who do you really want to sing with? “Adam Sandler.” —Nikki Blonsky

—Maria Kanellis

Do you dress up your dog often? “This is the first time he’s ever worn clothes. This morning I did catch him with his paw down his throat. Because he knew he was a model.” —Emma Snowdon-Jones